Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
