I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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