Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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