kristin has been a bad kristin
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Randomize