Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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