Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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