Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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