perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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