i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I checked into jail on foursquare
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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