Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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