Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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