i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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