Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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