they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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