You're my little dorito
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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