Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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