the day after is always just damage control
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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