i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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