garbage
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you win
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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