All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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