id be glad to
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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