he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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