Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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