Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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