your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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