a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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