I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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