Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
