She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Mom said you looked used
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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