This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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