1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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