She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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