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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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