I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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