whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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