And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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