Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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