Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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