awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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