she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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