It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize