I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
