at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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