I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
how does that bad decision feel?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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