Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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