My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
it glows. i had to have it.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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