If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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