what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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