Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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