College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i love accidental penises.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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