thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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