You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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