for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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