Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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