did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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