I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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